
I WANT A DOG!!!!!!!
I want a dog so bad! It's all I think about. Anytime I see a dog I have this deep longing for one. On the Today Show they talked about training dogs. I could train a dog! As the weather gets nicer I am finding myself daydreaming about taking my (fictional) dog to the park and playing Frisbee with him. The reason I do not have a dog is because I feel that I do not have the time for a dog. I work 10 hours four days a week and am generally very busy. I have an apartment with no back yard. That would be unjust right? And I can't keep house plants alive.
NOW SOME RANDOMNESS
There are approximately 65 million owned dogs in the United States.
Thirty-nine percent of U.S. households (or 40.6 million) own at least one dog. (I want to be a part of that 39%!)
Some Jokes:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Sent by Lee, age 10, Texas USA
Answer: a spelling bee
Where should you never take a dog?
Sent by Joseph, age 8, Vermont USA
Answer: a flea market
What does a dog call his father?
Sent by Lyndsey, age 10, Ohio USA
Answer: Paw
Why did the dog wear a watch?
Sent by Amber, Age 12, Kansas USA
Answer: He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?
Sent by Tyler, age 8, New York USA
Answer: a Golden Receiver
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
Sent by Ben, age 9, Michigan USA
Answer: He kept seeing spots.
How does a dog stop a VCR ?
Sent by Abigail, age 7, Connecticut USA
Answer: Presses the paws button
I found this great website about how you can be a puppy raiser. During the first year of a puppies life you get to take care of it and socialize it, but then you give it back for advance training. Too bad the organization is in Virginia.
So, people I shouldn't get a dog . . . right?
1 comment:
you shouldn't get a dog until you can really give it the love and attention it needs (especailly if it is a puppy!!). i really want a dog too . . . but i know it needs a yard (because i want a BIG one) so i am going to have to wait . . .
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